According to ICBC I either have to be a farmer, or in law enforcement to drive an ATV downtown. While I was dressing Max up as a pig on a haystack, and making my way downtown to arrest some drunkards outside of Caprice night club, I realized it might just be easier to drive one of these: a golf cart.
Driving a golf cart is exhilarating as it is like being in a Disney movie. Little rabbits come up to you and swallows fly around the cart.
Thanks to Morgan Creek Golf Course for making my wish come true.