Yonks = ages (in British).
I met up with my friend at Wholefoods who I hadn’t seen in about 5 years. While we were drinking dairy-free fruit smoothies, eating low sugar banana bread, exchanging Anthony Robbins CDs for free tickets to a seminar, talking about cleanses and the meaning of life, it dawned on me that it’s nice hanging out with people you haven’t seen in ages and having a bunch of stuff in common. HOLLA MEHREEN. Awesome hanging out with you the other day and thanks for the free tics!!!