I set out to Sportmart to buy a pair of socks for everyday of the year as I love white socks. (You didn’t know that did you?) However after my careful calculations, I realized this would cost me 6.1 billion dollars. After considering that I really wanted to buy a house, live in Brazil, buy a new drum kit and be able to bend a spoon with my mind in two years, I thought it would be more sensible to buy a slightly smaller number of socks. I therefore settled with 18 pairs of socks. This may not be 365.2 pairs, however if I wash each pair 333 times I will be able to have a pair for everyday of the year. Today I am grateful for my 18 new pairs of the most comfortable socks in the entire world. Sportmart I salute you.