Let me introduce you to my dog Max (Maximus, Maxi-pad, Maxinator, Maxwhydidyoupeeonthatmansleg)
Max is my best friend and here he is doing early morning Yoga. Max you are the coolest dog ever. Your hair always looks great no matter how I cut your bangs. I hope Lululemon create you a yoga outfit that we can sell on the streets of Yale Town. You have changed my life.